Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock.
Materialism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
Why does it feel like time slows down during the day when you're at work and rapidly speeds up at night when you get home?
