What has eight arms and an IQ of 80? Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict!
