What has eight arms and an IQ of 80? Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!
I thought I was just really tired but it's been 5 years so I guess this is how I look now
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst
If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman.
