What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses!
My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?
