What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses!
Olympic track makes you feel like you witnessed a crime, because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass.
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst
Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open.
