What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses!
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Materialism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter
What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt
