Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it
What do blondes do after they comb their hair? They pull up their pants.
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it