Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation
