The only reason the term 'Ladies first' was invented was for the guy to check out the woman's ass
Hey, I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy, but he really saved the History channel
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there
For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis