The only reason the term 'Ladies first' was invented was for the guy to check out the woman's ass
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
What did the egg say to the boiling water? It will take a minute for me to get hard I just got laid by a chick
If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman.