Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy
What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for? She's going to eat me!
My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore so I switched her digital scale from Lbs to Kg
What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming human
