Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy
Why does it feel like time slows down during the day when you're at work and rapidly speeds up at night when you get home?
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.