Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy
Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step
If you don't drink, smoke or do drugs you may live long enough to be a real burden to loved ones. Please pass the wine
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
