Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
However lonely you feel, you're never alone. There are literally millions of bugs, mites and bacteria living in your house. Goodnight.
Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said "I don't know about you but I can smell carrots!"