Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said
I like to stop the microwave at 1 second left just to feel like a bomb-defuser.