I wanna complain first... like a fat teenage girl with low self esteem and no hope
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture
Oxygen is proven to be a toxic gas. Anyone who inhales oxygen will normally dies within 80 years
