Do you know if pigs have periods?' 'Are you kidding me? What idiot would keep a pig until she's 14?'
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts