Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better
Men have only two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?