Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better
Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday
What's a man's idea of a balanced diet? Beer in each hand!
What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt