Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
I thought you'd be flattered that my dog found your leg so attractive.
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish
