How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!
You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best
