How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!
What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill.
Why do they call it Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is John and I am an alcoholic'
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
