Don't judge women by kilos, and you won't be judged by centimeters.
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it
The light at the end of the tunnel - are the front lights of a train.
