Don't judge women by kilos, and you won't be judged by centimeters.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good
That's a cool story bro, but let me get an expert on cool stories down here so I know what I'm dealing with
