Don't judge women by kilos, and you won't be judged by centimeters.
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
The problem with being in the center of attention is that half of it is always behind your back
The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years, and you sit there and act like everything is fine
