Don't judge women by kilos, and you won't be judged by centimeters.
Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts
