Don't tell me I don't know the difference between right & wrong. Wrong is the fun one
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked
My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
