Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car
