Five days of the week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park!
What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of seamen
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
