What's the difference between wife and a blue whale? About 10 pounds.
One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday - eight hours
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
