Fridges should have glass doors.That way i don't have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move
If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
My first child has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.