Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!
If you think talk is cheap, try to hire a lawyer.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
