Girl: Why are you so ugly? Boy: I'm you from the future.
How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Hang one in the front!
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry
