To a young housewife: remember that a small bottle of vodka not only will decorate the table but also will hide your cooking mistakes.
Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
A relationship with no trust is like a phone with no service. And when you phone has no service, What do you do? You play games
Don't wanna say I despise you, but if I have a cup of water and you're on fire, I'd drink it