Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
Temples are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace & choose to pay for self destruction
Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!
Why do they call it Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is John and I am an alcoholic'