Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday
It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.