Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
If you're looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it
