Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
What is live? Life is love. Whats love? Love is kissing. Whats kissing? Come here and I show you
Why does the bride always wear white? Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
