I'm not crazy; I've just been in a bad mood for the last ten years.
Those of you who think you know it all are damn annoying to those of us who do!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
