I'm not crazy; I've just been in a bad mood for the last ten years.
There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunk bikers.
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst
However lonely you feel, you're never alone. There are literally millions of bugs, mites and bacteria living in your house. Goodnight.
