Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.
My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!
I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "I'm peeing in here!"
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts
