Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.
Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
My first child has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account
When The Hulk enrages and destroys everything around him "he's incredible". But when a girl does it "she's on her period".
