Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs
What did the egg say to the boiling water? It will take a minute for me to get hard I just got laid by a chick
