Hey, I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy, but he really saved the History channel
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
If a woman falls, an idiot will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her
Level, racecar and kayak are words known as palindromes. They can be read the same from left to right or right to left.
