Hey, I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy, but he really saved the History channel
Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her.
I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very slowly because obviously she doesn't listen.
If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom
