Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words.
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
Why is being in the military like a blow-job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
