Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words.
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
If a woman falls, an idiot will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts
