Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish
