How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work
Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.