How can you be so sad when you are so beautiful?
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and I. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch
I really lack the words to compliment myself today.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
