I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
If something goes wrong at the office, blame the guy who can't speak English...
One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday - eight hours
