I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, the chicken was somewhere between 8' to 11' tall
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you
