Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness, is realizing the other person was born an idiot
Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?