Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days
How are airplanes and women alike? They both have cockpits.
I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco
My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!