I get it ladies, I had abs before I had kids too.
How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
The wife of my friend is not a woman to me. But if she's pretty he's not my friend
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
