I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him
Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it
Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday
I am busy contemplating my future. Don't worry, this will only take a minute.