I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him
The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common "enemy"
The three words most hated by men during sex? "Are you In?" or "Is It In?"
The common thing between a woman and a condom is the fact that they both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.