I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.
Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days
Just read that 5,273,567 person got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?