I have all the money I'll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were
When The Hulk enrages and destroys everything around him "he's incredible". But when a girl does it "she's on her period".
Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
