I know that there are people who don't love their fellow man, I hate those people
I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper
Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."