I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
