I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
What are the three words that men hate to hear during sex? "Are you done?"
Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.