A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
Identity theft is the most diabolical way someone can compliment you on doing a good job at life
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
