Identity theft is the most diabolical way someone can compliment you on doing a good job at life
What is the difference between a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts
There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you