I run faster horny than you do scared.
If a woman falls, an idiot will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it
Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: Nice girls blush when they watch porn, Good girls smile cause they know they can do better
