What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? "I'm stuck on you!"
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews
There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th? I only have eyes for ewe, dear
