I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said "If you can read this the bitch fell off."
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Not quite certain which is more serene and peaceful anymore. My PMSing girlfriend or the people around here.
Karma takes too long, I'd rather beat the shit out of you just now.