I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said "If you can read this the bitch fell off."
I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again"
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand
If God hadn't meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco