Studies shows that people who have more birthdays live longer.
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree would kill you? A pool table
