I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming
I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot
Men have only two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.