I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming
My new password is "incorrect". This way, whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say "Your password is incorrect"
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry