My new password is "incorrect". This way, whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say "Your password is incorrect"
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable...