I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and I. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch
Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever's bugging you
If I'm about to die, keep me alive. I wanna be a burden, I want my feet clean, I want my diaper changed.
Cannibals like to meat people.